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pruderanch:

200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

(Fuente: religiousmom, vía ruinedchildhood)

tyleroakley:

theblackvegan:

you have just begun reading the sentence you just finished reading

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(vía teenscoolest)

trvstno1:

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

(vía confirmance)

poopflow:

trying to watch something online and it keeps buffering 

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(vía heart)

gelatins:

kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are

(vía crunchier)

sebastiandebeste:

"sit up straight" how dare you i’ll sit as gay as i please

(vía teenscoolest)

vincentvangaylord:

timeandspaceismything:

vincentvangaylord:

grandkanye:

imagine if giraffes had 2 legs

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That just looks like the front view of a giraffe.

oh well excuse me princess do u need a sideview of it prancing through nature

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(vía succeeding)

targayen:

do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are

(Fuente: margayret, vía love-personal)

Reblog if you know who Smitty Werben Yegger Man Jensen is.

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He was number 1.

(vía that-funny-guy)

crunchier:

bed blogging and hearing your mom yell that lunch’s readyimage

rushing to the kitchen like

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mom: it’ll be ready in five mins but would you mind setting the table?

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(vía heart)

intensional:

when you finally win a long argument

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(vía shouldnt)

asian:

I would be such a slut if i was hot

(vía spork)

wastery:

Mom : you are beautiful

Me :

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(Fuente: wastery, vía austin-del-gay)