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fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

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(vía confirmance)

loltias:

Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their lifeimage

(vía happiest)

obey-loser:

when u with your mum and she drives right past a mcdonalds

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(vía succeeding)

me: *sees a bug in my house*
me: alright little homie its ok we all make mistakes, you do you, just keep a respectful distance
bug: *flies at my face*
me: first of all how dare you

meadowkitten:

I have a very big crush on u but sadly I am only a little bug and u are a garden

(vía stabs)

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

(vía thisismyhowdoyousayblog)

snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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(vía austin-del-gay)

jenawithonen:

can u keep it down i am trying 2 reed

(vía austin-del-gay)

mac or pc? sry i use barbie image

(Fuente: rockpikmin, vía ruinedchildhood)

imperfectlyperfeimagines:

Best video ever

wreck-it-mikey:

being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords

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(Fuente: heatcrashemboar, vía tightvaginas)

oknope:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

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(vía happiest)

departured:

trying to run away from your responsibilities like

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(vía crunchier)

relahvant:

relahvant:

never sure whether lorde’s dancing or having a seizure

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(vía unpopuler)