200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am
you have just begun reading the sentence you just finished reading
No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me
trying to watch something online and it keeps buffering
kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are
"sit up straight" how dare you i’ll sit as gay as i please
imagine if giraffes had 2 legs
That just looks like the front view of a giraffe.
oh well excuse me princess do u need a sideview of it prancing through nature
do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are
He was number 1.
bed blogging and hearing your mom yell that lunch’s ready
rushing to the kitchen like
mom: it’ll be ready in five mins but would you mind setting the table?